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|title=Lessons From The Land Of Pork Scratchings

|author=Greg Gutfeld

|date=February 2009

|isbn=978-1847390752

|website=http://www.dailygut.com/

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Greg Gutfeld came to England to take up a job as editor of a men's mag. Leaving New York as a stressed yet slim high-achiever, he soon settles into life in the UK and embraces a new world where the food is crap and the beer lukewarm, but where the people seem remarkably laid back and happy nonetheless. Two years later he leaves to return to his homeland, somewhat heavier and generally less fit than when he arrived, but with a newfound understanding of the secret of happiness, which weirdly has nothing to do with herpes (see chapter 66).