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|title=Please Don't Call Me Human

|author=Wang Shuo

|date=August 2005

|isbn=1842431625

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At a meeting of the Chinese and Foreign Freestyle Elimination Wrestling Competition Organizing Committee faces are long. The most recent Chinese contestants have all suffered humiliating defeat at the hands of Fatso, an enormous western wrestler. This means that all Chinese, that the entire country in fact, has lost face, a national preoccupation. Something must be done. In an effort to modernise and yet appeal to tradition and still remain acceptable to the government, the committee renames itself the National Mobilizing Committee, or MobCom for short, and decides to look for a Big Dream Boxer: a descendant of one of the cultish martial art masters of the Boxer Rebellion almost a century ago. He will win the return match. A true Big Dream Boxer is the only person who will be able to restore national pride.