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[[Category:New Reviews|Humour]]==Humour==__NOTOC__ <!-- Remove -->{{newreview|authorclass-"wikitable" cellpadding=Neil Forsyth"15" <!-- INSERT NEW REVIEWS BELOW HERE--><!-- van LENTE -->|title=Why Me? The Very Important Emails of Bob Servant-|ratingstyle=3.5"width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|genre=General Fiction[[image:1683690346.jpg|summarylink=Catchy title and catchy front cover graphicshttp://www. What's not to like? It takes a lot to make me laugh generally, but as I had an initial flick through this book, things looked promisingamazon. And I was also thinking that it's a pleasant change to see another location (other than perhaps the predictable Glasgow and Edinburgh) get an airingco.|amazonukuk/dp/1683690346/ref=nosim?tag=<amazonuk>1780270097</amazonuk>}}thebookbag-21]]
{{newreview
|author=Harry Thompson
|title=Tintin: Herge and His Creation
|rating=3.5
|genre=Biography
|summary=I love Tintin. I love his quiff and his innocence, his plus-fours and his foreign adventures, I love Snowy the dog and most of all I love Captain Haddock and the flamboyance of his blistering barnacles language. So I was thrilled to see a biography of the character and Hergé, his creator, and I picked it up with enthusiasm.
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{{newreview|authorstyle=Joseph Heller"vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"||title=Catch 22|rating=5|genre=Literary Fiction|summary[[The Con Artist by Fred Van Lente]]==At the heart of the very black comedy that is ''Catch 22'' is Captain Yossarian, a World War II American bombardier, who wants to survive the war. Flying repeated combat missions is undermining his sanity, and surely a mad man should be grounded? But if he asks to be grounded, he demonstrates an absolutely sane concern for his own safety. If he is sane, he can't be grounded. This, his doctor tells him, is catch 22.|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0099529114</amazonuk>}}
[[image:4star.jpg|link=Category:{{{newreview|author=William Giraldi|title=Busy Monsters|rating=4|genre=General Fiction}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Crime|summary=Charles Homar loves his Gillian. He's proved it to us, if not to her, by going after her possessive, jealous state trooper of an ex with the intent to kill - if only ended up rescuing a cat instead. But lo and behold, she's declared she's off to discover the real love of her life - the giant squid. Failing to stop this, Charlie spends too long with a Nessie obsessive, then goes on a hunt of his own - for Bigfoot, all the while, chapter by chapter, sending his narrative of the same to a magazine as essays for one of those autobiographicalCrime]], frivolous columns.[[:Category:Humour|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0393079627</amazonuk>}}Humour]]
{{newreview|author=Kevin Wilson|title=The Family Fang|rating=4.5|genre=General Fiction|summary=Annie Fang and her brother Buster Comic-Cons are back living at home with their parents - where they never thought they'd ever be again. But it has come to this - her film actress career is on the rocks with the kind a place of self-destruction so much enjoyed by tabloid writerswonder and sanctuary for many people, and he when Comic book artist Mike Mason arrives at San Diego Comic- wellCon, he's here because looking for both that and sanctuary with other fans and creators, plus the chance of a jumbo spud gunmaybe, just maybe reuniting with his ex. Neither want life back at homeHowever, as throughout their childhood they were used by their parents - without much planningwhen his rival is found dead, without any consideration Mike is forced to navigate every dark corner of feelingsthe con in order to clear his name – from cosplay flash mobs and intrusive fans to zombie obstacle courses – Mike must prove his innocence and, or consent - in doing so, may just unravel a whole career of performance art pieces, designed to enact dark secret behind a point of life or just cause havoclegendary industry creator.[[The Con Artist by Fred Van Lente|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1447202384</amazonuk>}}Full Review]]
{{newreview
|author=Zadie Smith
|title=White Teeth
|rating=5
|genre=Literary Fiction
|summary=Some books sneak up on you. Others are thrown at you from every corner of the media to the extent that you almost make a conscious decision NOT to read them, or at least, not yet. Let the furore die down. If they're still around in a few years, your subconscious whispers, maybe we'll go see what all the fuss was about.
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{{newreview<!-- Coulton -->|author=David Lodge-|titlestyle=The Campus Trilogy"width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:1473669588.jpg|ratinglink=4http://www.5|genre=Humour|summary=Somewhere along the line the word "vintage" stopped meaning simply the wine crop of any given year, and started to mean the wine of a particularly good year, and then to mean anything of a past year that was (is) of outstanding qualityamazon. Such is the mutability of languageco. |amazonukuk/dp/1473669588/ref=nosim?tag=<amazonuk>0099529130</amazonuk>}}thebookbag-21]]
{{newreview
|author=Ludwig Bechstein, Axel Sceffler and Julia Donaldson
|title=The Gloomster
|rating=4.5
|genre=General Fiction
|summary=We've all been there. Finding fault with everything around us, and perhaps picking on one particular irritant that gets us so rattled, tetchy and narked all we can do is invoke "Hell and damnation!" down on all creation - including, of course, ourselves. After all, our lot is so bad it won't make anything much worse.
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{{newreview|authorstyle=Stella Gibbons"vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"||title=Conference at Cold Comfort Farm|rating=4.5|genre=Humour|summary[[Falling Short by Lex Coulton]]===There are no Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm.
To those of you who've not read Stella Gibbons' magnificient [[Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbonsimage:4star.jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:General Fiction|original novelGeneral Fiction]], this is hardly likely to be a major shock - to the Gibbons fans amongst us[[:Category:Humour|Humour]], though, this is chilling news indeed. And when RobertPoste[[:Category:Women's child Flora returns to the farm - now a modernised monstrosity full of members of the International Thinkers' Group – sixteen years after her original visit, the news get graver and graver, as the cows Feckless, Graceless, Pointless, and Aimless have passed away of shame due to the disgrace of the bull Big Business. With the menfolk trying to make their fortunes abroad, and the women struggling, itFiction|Women's left to Flora to try to save the day once again.|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0099528681</amazonuk>}}Fiction]]
{{newreview|author=Stella Gibbons|title=Cold Comfort Farm|rating=5|genre=Humour|summary=Orphaned at 19Lex Coulton's debut novel is a story about mistakes, failures, and relationships. The main protagonist, Frances Pilgrim, Flora Poste – a London sophisticate – is led to retreat to deepest Sussex to live off her relatives the Starkadders at the aptly named Cold Comfort Farm, a mournful bunch sixth form English teacher who take has recently fallen out with her in as they couldn't refuse anything of 'Robert Poste's child'best friend Jackson, but seem less than happy with having to do so. As she meets the preacher Amos, his over-sexed younger son Seth, his flighty sister Elphinea work colleague, and is grappling with the hugely memorable – if barely seen – Aunt Ada Doom, increasingly eccentric behaviour of her mother. This relationship is complicated by the first person in literature to see fact that Frances'something nasty in the woodshed' – s father disappeared at sea when she resolves to take the family in hand and solve their problemswas five years old.[[Falling Short by Lex Coulton|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0141441593</amazonuk>}}Full Review]]
{{newreview<!-- van LENTE -->|author=Philip Jose Farmer-|titlestyle=The Further Adventures of Sherlock Holmes"width: The Peerless Peer10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"||rating=4[[image:1683690346.5jpg|genrelink=Crime (Historical)|summary=It's World War One, and Britain has got wind of some brilliant scientific research, that has created a new bacterial weapon capable of wiping out the world's supply of sauerkrauthttp://www. But a dastardly German has stolen the formulaamazon. Before he can give a variant based on boiled meat, cabbage and potatoes to the kaiser, his most recent nemesis - Sherlock Holmes, no less - must be brought out of beekeeping retirementco. Cue an adventure and a half, as he and Watson take to the skies for the first time in their hectic lives, end up in darkest Africa, and encounter a certain yodelling, longuk/dp/1683690346/ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-haired nobleman, more than up to the name of King of the Jungle...|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0857681206</amazonuk>}}21]]
{{newreview
|author=Tom Sharpe
|title=The Wilt Inheritance
|rating=3.5
|genre=Humour
|summary=Wilt is stuck in a job he doesn't want – teaching a subject he's not keen on to people for whom he has no affection – at one of the new Universities. We used to know them as technical colleges. But he can't afford to lose it because of the expense of keeping the quads at an expensive school and of maintaining his snobbish wife, Eva. It's Eva though who signs him up for a job in the summer holidays – tutoring the step-son of a local aristocrat in the hope of getting him into Cambridge – and particularly Porterhouse College. It's not long before Wilt discovers that the boy totes a gun and shoots at anything which moves – or even doesn't move – and that he's an idiot who would probably struggle to get a bus to Cambridge.
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{{newreview|authorstyle=Alain Mabanckou"vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|title=Memoirs of a Porcupine|rating=4|genre=Literary Fiction|summary=[[The protagonist of this novel is an ordinary Congolese porcupine until Papa Kibandi performs an ancient ritual involving a hallucinogenic cocktail called ''mayamvumbi'', and transforms him into his son's harmful double. The insecure younger Kibandi becomes more and more embittered as his life goes on, and sends his porcupine to 'eat' anybody he feels the least bit threatened Con Artist by, a process whereby that person's life essence is sucked out, killing them instantly. Over one hundred victims later and following his master's death at the hands of a vengeful baby, our narrator retires to the hollow of a baobab tree where he writes this confessional.|amazonukFred Van Lente]]===<amazonuk>1846687675</amazonuk>}}
[[image:4star.jpg|link=Category:{{{newreview|author=Tom Holt|title=Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Sausages|rating=5|genre=Fantasy}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Crime|summary=Imagine a world where pigs can do quantum mechanics, and where female solicitors turn into chickens. Add a dry cleaner that moves (literally, from the roof tiles to the basement) from town to town every forty-eight hours, a couple of medieval knights who've fought every day for centuries, and a magical ring (or pencil sharpener, depending on the mood it's in). Stir in a bit of property developingCrime]], a thaumaturgical detective and an old man who lives in a cloud. Result? You haven't even begun to probe the depths of this crazy, absurd, complex and hilarious book.[[:Category:Humour|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841495077</amazonuk>}}Humour]]
{{newreview|author=Steve Hely|title=How I Became Comic-Cons are a Famous Novelist|rating=4|genre=General Fiction|summary=With an uncompromising title like 'How I Became a Famous Novelistplace of wonder and sanctuary for many people, and when Comic book artist Mike Mason arrives at San Diego Comic-Con, he's looking for both that and sanctuary with other fans and creators, plus the chance of maybe, this clearly isn't intended to be a subtle bookjust maybe reuniting with his ex. So I can hardly complain However, when a cynical look at his rival is found dead, Mike is forced to navigate every dark corner of the writing industry swings raw punches con in every direction. It just isn't my sort of humourorder to clear his name – from cosplay flash mobs and intrusive fans to zombie obstacle courses – Mike must prove his innocence and, but equallyin doing so, if you rave about 'may just unravel a dark secret behind a legendary industry creator. [[The Office' you will likely enjoy this book far more than I have done.Con Artist by Fred Van Lente|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1849015724</amazonuk>}}Full Review]]
{{newreview<!-- Curran -->|author=Charles Lamb-|titlestyle=Great Food"width: A Dissertation Upon Roast Pig and Other Essays10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|rating=4[[image:1683690133.jpg|genrelink=Cookery|summary=''A Dissertation Upon Roast Pig'' is a collection of food-related essays from the early 19th century, with a humorous benthttp://www.amazon. They're but a few pages each - a light read to bring a smile to your face, then on to the next little foodie treatco.|amazonukuk/dp/1683690133/ref=nosim?tag=<amazonuk>0241951003</amazonuk>}}thebookbag-21]]
{{newreview
|author=ClientsFromHell.net
|title=Clients From Hell
|rating=4
|genre=Humour
|summary=Everyone who's worked as a freelancer has a story of a client from hell - that person who asked for something that was impossible, wanted it done yesterday for a fraction of the usual price, or is just plain angry about the work produced. The website [http://www.clientsfromhell.net ClientsFromHell.net] has collated a number of such stories over the years, and has now published them as a book.
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{{newreview|authorstyle=Manu Joseph"vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|title=Serious Men|rating=4|genre=General Fiction|summary=Ayyan Mani is a Dalit, an untouchable, stuck in a flat in Mumbai[[My Lady's slums but hoping, somehow, for a better future for his son. Working at the Insitute of Theory Choosing by Kitty Curran and Research he uses all his cunning and wiles to stay ahead of the game amongst the Brahmin scientists. Does he have the intelligence, and nerves, to convince everyone that his son, against all odds, is a genius?|amazonukLarissa Zageris]]===<amazonuk>1848543085</amazonuk>}}
[[image:4star.jpg|link=Category:{{{newreview|author=John Saunders|title=The Vernham Chronicles|rating=4}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Humour|genre=Humour|summary=Set amidst the rolling British countryside around Vernbury Vale is the little village of Vernham. Anyone who lives in a village will recognise it immediately, with its cobbled streets and Tudor buildings. There was some damage during the war (which might, or might not have been down to a lighthouse folly constructed by a local landowner on his lake) but the gaps have been filled with some beautiful, er, mock Tudor buildings. Almost unique and nearly beautiful as the village is]], it's not the star of The Vernham Chronicles. The stars are the people who live in Vernham.[[:Category:Historical Fiction|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1907499598</amazonuk>}}Historical Fiction]]
{{newreview|author=Martin Millar|title=The Good Fairies You are a lass of New York|rating=4|genre=Fantasy|summary=In this fairytale of New Yorktwenty eight. Plucky, penniless and in Regency era London the Cornish fairy Kingrace is on to find a suitable suitor - or else doom yourself to life as an eternal spinster. Along your journey you's children are living in exilell be accompanied by Lady Evangeline Youngblood - a fiesty noble eager to save you from a life alone, hiding in Central Park from and fired by a nasty industrial revolution back homerogueish sense for adventure. They have friends from Ireland with themWhen it comes to suitors though, and all you'll have the ability to startle make the local squirrels. Elsewhere two innocent scallywag fairies fleeing Scotland have arrivedultimate decision between witty, pretty and wealthy Sir Benedict Granville, wholesome, rugged and adopted a human each. Heather has joined up with Dinniecaring Captain Angus MacTaggart, or the city's worst busker, a fatmad, alcoholic bad and lonely fan of TV ads for phone sexterrifyingly sexy Lord Garraway Craven. With orphans, while Morag befriends Kerrywerewolves, a dying kleptomaniac beautylong lost lovers and ancient Egyptian artifcats along the way, just as alone for different reasonsit's clear this isn't going to be an easy decision...[[My Lady's Choosing by Kitty Curran and Larissa Zageris|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0749954205</amazonuk>}}Full Review]]
{{newreview<!-- Jester -->|author=Gervase Phinn-|titlestyle=Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Stars"width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|rating=4[[image:Jester_Forever.jpg|genre=Humourleft|summarylink=I spent many of my teenage years reading James Herriot's books, and I found that this collection of anecdotes and poems by Gervase Phinn had a real flavour of Herriot about ithttps://www. Perhaps it was just the setting, for Phinn was a school inspector in the Dales for many years, but I think he also has that knack of capturing a situation, and a character, and bringing out the humour without making the person appear ridiculousamazon. Here he collates stories from his other books, some Christmassy and others not, and he relates them with several of his own poems interspersed betweenco.|amazonukuk/gp/product/1510704361?ie=UTF8&tag=thebookbag-21&linkCode=as2&camp=1634&creative=6738&creativeASIN=<amazonuk>0141036435</amazonuk>}}1510704361]]
[[Category:History]]
{{newreview
|author=Simon Garfield
|title=Just My Type: A Book About Fonts
|rating=4.5
|genre=Humour
|summary=A quality typeface is a bit like a good referee at a football match in that you only really notice them if something has gone wrong. A referee is there to facilitate the players on the pitch, not to be the star of the show (though watching Match of the Day these past few weeks you'd often beg to differ). So it is with typefaces. A good type helps the reader, enhances the flow and makes the viewing experience easy and simple. Well sort of.
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{{newreview|authorstyle=Bob Servant and Neil Forsyth"vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|title=Bob Servant: Hero of Dundee|rating=3.5|genre=Humour|summary=After [[Delete This at Your PerilForever After: One Man's Fearless Exchanges with the Internet Spammers a dark comedy by Bob Servant|bursting into public consciousnessDavid Jester]] as the scourge of email spammers, Broughty Ferry's resident polymath Bob Servant has returned. This time, he expands upon the colourful life only hinted at in his previous oeuvre, Delete this at Your Peril. And what a life it has been. He steers us from his humble beginnings, his broken family and traumatic schooldays, through the rise and fall of his window cleaning empire, and his role in Dundee's brutal cheeseburger wars. Along the way, we witness his struggles with, respectively, women ('skirt'), his simpleton sidekick Frank, and the demon drink.|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841589209</amazonuk>}}==
[[image:4star.jpg|link=Category:{{newreview|author=P K Munroe{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Paranormal|title=You Can Stick ItParanormal]], [[:Category:Horror|rating=3.5Horror]], [[:Category:Fantasy|genre=Humour|summary=Literary merit? Absolutely none!Fasntasy]]
Plot, characterisation Michael Holland is a cocky and brash young man who dies and all that other stuff you usually talk about? Nope – there's none gets made the offer of thathis lifetime; immortality. We follow Michael, eithera grim reaper and his friends Chip (a stoner tooth fairy) and Naff (a stoner in the records department) as they grapple with their long lives and finding a clean surface to sit on in their flat.[[Forever After: a dark comedy by David Jester|Full Review]]
Ah, so it's non<!-fiction? Well, calling it ''fact'' would be stretching things a little too far- Stibbe -->|-| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Stibbe_Xmas.jpg|left|link=https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0241309824?ie=UTF8&tag=thebookbag-21&linkCode=as2&camp=1634&creative=6738&creativeASIN=0241309824]]
So, come on then. What ''is'' it?
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{{newreview|authorstyle=Axel Scheffler"vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"||title=How to Keep a Pet Squirrel|rating=4|genre=Humour|summary[[An Almost Perfect Christmas by Nina Stibbe]]==So, how do you keep a pet squirrel? Well, the simple answer is that you don't. They're wild animals and not at all suitable for keeping in captivity, but accepted thinking didn't always run that way. It was whilst he was dipping into ''The Children's Encyclopaedia'' of 1910 that Axel Scheffler came across a small but indispensible guide to obtaining and caring for your pet squirrel. His inventive mind came up with these beautiful illustrations to accompany the text and if you're looking for an amusing gift for an animal-loving adult then this book could well be the answer.|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0571255981</amazonuk>}}
[[image:4.5star.jpg|link=Category:{{{newreview|author=PJ Vanston|title=Crump|rating=3|genre=General Fiction}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Humour|summary=It's Kevin Crump's first day as a lecturer at Thames Metropolitan University - an ex-polytechnic. It's the happiest day of his lifeHumour]], and he can't wait to see all that it holds, and make a difference to all his students. And then it hits him[[:Category: the relentless pettiness of authority figures, the students who can't string two sentences together, the lowering of standards in search of higher test scores, so more money from foreign students, and political correctness gone (as I believe the saying goes) mad.Short Stories|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1848762852</amazonuk>}}Short Stories]]
{{newreview|author=John Lennon|title=In His Own Write and A Spaniard in Christmas – the Works|rating=3|genre=Humour|summary=During the height time of Beatlemania, John Lennon used to doodle or write short poems or nonsense stories traditional trauma. You only have to pass think about the time (and there must have been turkey for that – once upon a good deal of time it was leaving it sat on the downstairs loo to pass away on tourdefrost overnight, and if only waiting for screaming fans that failed the hair-dryer shoved inside it treatment was your next best bet. Nowadays it's all having to leave them alone make sure it's suitably free-range and organic – but not too organic that you can go back home)and visit it, and get too friendly with it to want to eat it. Some of them were seen by Tom MaschlerChristmas, literary editor at Jonathan Capethough, is of course also a time of great boons. It's cash in hand for a lot of plump people who encouraged him can hire red suits and beards, it was always a godsend for postmen with all the thank-you letters to produce more. The results were published aunties you saw twice a decade that your parents made you write out in two very successful short books in 1964 long-hand as a child, and as for the makers of Meltis Newberry Fruits – well, did they even try and 1965.sell them any other time of the year? [[An Almost Perfect Christmas by Nina Stibbe|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0099530422</amazonuk>}}Full Review]]
{{newreview<!-- Doescher -->|author=John Lindsay-|titlestyle=Emails From An Asshole"width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|rating=4[[image:Doescher_Will.jpg|genre=Humourleft|summarylink=Some classified ads are crying out for trollinghttps://www. John Lindsay replies to them, spins them a yarn, and strings them along for as long as possibleamazon. Sometimes the advert is fairly innocuous and he emails them anywayco. These are emails from an asshole, after all.|amazonukuk/gp/product/159474985X?ie=UTF8&tag=thebookbag-21&linkCode=as2&camp=1634&creative=6738&creativeASIN=<amazonuk>1402778279</amazonuk>}}159474985X]]
{{newreview
|author=L C Tyler
|title=The Herring In The Library
|rating=4.5
|genre=Crime
|summary=Tall, elegant Ethelred is a gentleman, and a third-rate author. Elsie, his literary agent, is short and dumpy, and not afraid to speak her mind. It is Elsie, in fact, who constantly assures her client he only occasionally aspires to the giddy heights of being second-rate. This could be the business partnership from hell, but not only do these two seem to get along, they even manage to solve crimes together. In this, the third outing for L C Tyler's eccentric sleuths, we are provided with a locked room mystery, a cast of possible villains of the most stereotypical type, and a fresh, funny tale which will make you laugh so much you'll get a stitch.
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0230714684</amazonuk>
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{{newreview|authorstyle=A J Jacobs"vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|title=My Experimental Life|rating=3.5|genre=Humour|summary=A J Jacobs has a reputation for setting himself onerous tasks. His first book was about reading [[William Shakespeare's the entire Encyclopedia Britannica; his second detailed a year spent according to Force Doth Awaken: Star Wars Part the Biblical precepts. In My Experimental Life, he recounts nine briefer episodes of living outside his comfort zone.|amazonukSeventh by Ian Doescher]]===<amazonuk>0099547422</amazonuk>}}
[[image:4.5star.jpg|link=Category:{{{newreview|author=Seth Grahame-Smith|title=Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter|rating=3.5}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Science Fiction|genre=Science Fiction]], [[:Category:Humour|summary='Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.' That quote, on the Statue of Liberty, was probably not designed with the inclusion of vampires in mind. But by some means or another North America is rife with the things – hiding in plain sight, as the older ones can bear sunlight, with the help of darkened glasses. It might just come down to one eager young man to rid his new country of such things, on his way to something he’s a bit more known for.|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1849014086</amazonuk>}}Humour]]
{{newreview|author=Jane AustenA long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Seth Grahame-Smith and Tony Lee|title=Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Graphic Novel|rating=3|genre=Graphic Novels|summary=It is there was a truth universally acknowledged that man called William Shakespeare, who was able to create a zombie story series of any renown will not remain simply a zombie storydramatic histories full of machinations most foul, rulers most evil and rebellious heroes and heroines most sturdy. Before you can say You may or may not have noticed the cinematic version of his original stage play for ''the risen undeadThe Force Doth Awaken'' it will become a series of books, inspiring othersbut here at last we get the actual script, and/or lead to the same story being published complete with annoying-in many -different guises. Here, then, on its way -ways-to Hollywood-before droids anew, is Jane Austen’s story of Lizzie Bennetreturning heroes from elsewhere in his oeuvre, and people keeping it in the feisty young woman trying to ignore Mr Darcy while fighting off the ''manky unmentionables'family til it hurts. And if you need further encouragement, don' t forget his audience only demanded three parts of Henry VI – at least she here the series is until the hidden truths open up so popular we're on to her, just part seven – surely making this over twice as good… [[William Shakespeare's the soft soils of Hertfordshire do to yield their once-human remains. And this time it’s in graphic novel form.Force Doth Awaken: Star Wars Part the Seventh by Ian Doescher|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1848566948</amazonuk>}}Full Review]]
{{newreview<!-- Goss -->|author=Carl McInerney-|titlestyle=The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever"width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"||rating=3[[image:Goss_600.5jpg|genre=Confident Readersleft|summarylink=Who scored the most goals in the Greek Mythology League? The centaur forwardhttps://www. Badoom boom tshhhhamazon. It's a football joke book, packed to the gills with all sorts of cheesiness and sillinessco. Funniest everuk/gp/product/1785942719? Perhaps not, but it's not too bad.|amazonukie=UTF8&tag=thebookbag-21&linkCode=as2&camp=1634&creative=6738&creativeASIN=<amazonuk>1849391114</amazonuk>}}1785942719]]
{{newreview
|author=Paul Magrs
|title=Hell's Belles
|rating=3.5
|genre=Humour
|summary=The idea behind this series of novels is quite enchanting and amusing. Frankenstein's daughter is living and sleuthing in Whitby, ably aided and abetted by her sidekick, the enigmatic Effie, and a growing menagerie of younger accomplices, namely Michael and Penny. Whilst the original idea showed huge promise, I felt that the author has rather overdone it in terms of output, in his desire to capitalise on his original success. Book two in the series was quite disappointing, relying on sensationalism rather than adequate plot and character development. Book three was an improvement-and I'm delighted to report that this, the fourth book in the series, shows him returning to form with the promise we saw in the first of the series.
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{{newreview|authorstyle=Valerie Thomas and Korky Paul"vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|title=Winnie's Jokes|rating=2.5|genre=Confident Readers|summary=[[Doctor Who turns off the lights at Halloween? The lights witch. What does an Australian witch ride on? : Now We Are Six Hundred: A broomerang. Yep, it's a joke book.|amazonukCollection of Time Lord Verse (Dr Who) by James Goss and Russell T Davies]]===<amazonuk>0192729063</amazonuk>}}
{{newreview|author=Nick Wadley|title=Man + Dog|rating=[[image:4.55star.jpg|genrelink=Humour|summary=Throughout my life ICategory:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Children've lived with dogs or deeply regretted the fact that I lacked a canine companion. Watching a dog – or better still, the interaction between dogs – is infinitely better than anything on television s Rhymes and itVerse|Children's sheer joy to see how man and dog interacts Rhymes and howVerse]], so often[[:Category:Science Fiction|Science Fiction]], they hold a mirror up to each other.[[:Category:Humour|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1564785521</amazonuk>}}Humour]]
{{newreview|author=The Harvard Lampoon|title=Nightlight: A Parody of Twilight |rating=3Consider the Doctor.5|genre=Humour|summary=Most people will Just how many birthday and Christmas gifts must he have heard to hand out each year, were he to keep in touch with even half of his companions? He would certainly need a few novelty gifts for some of them, say, for example, whimsical books of verse that pithily encapsulate the worldwide phenomenon life of a Time Lord and that of some of his friends and enemies. As luck would have it, he has the space in his TARDIS to stock up in advance, so my advice to him – sorry, her – would be to pop along to his local Earth-based book emporium and get himself ready. And if you're working on a shorter timescale, with a shorter lifespan, and thinking perhaps just one gift season ahead, well my advice is pretty much the same. [[Twilight by Stephenie Meyer|Twilight]]. The books by Stephenie Meyer and the film have made a legend Doctor Who: Now We Are Six Hundred: A Collection of the romance between vampire Edward Mullen Time Lord Verse (Robert Pattinson plays the movie roleDr Who) by James Goss and teenage schoolgirl Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart).Russell T Davies|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1849013330</amazonuk>}}Full Review]]
{{newreview<!-- Ingram -->|author=Steven Lowe and Alan McArthur -|titlestyle=Is it Just Me or Has the Shit Hit the Fan?"width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: Your Hilarious New Guide to Unremitting Global Miserycenter;"|rating=3[[image:Ingram_Kammie.jpg|genre=Humourleft|summarylink=''The banks fell over like fat Labradors running over a wet kitchen floorhttps://www.'' Surely that is the wackiest, most inappropriate simile for the credit crunch and all it has done for the worldamazon. You won't get any such namby-pamby animal likenesses from these authors, instead with quite a potty mouth on them they will lambast the modern world, the entire banking system, all those who failed to see it coming, and those millions just seemingly waiting for us all to revert to high-interest, high-risk, high-lending capitalism, so they can get back on the expenses train, and back up the rich listsco.|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1847443656<uk/gp/product/amazonuk>}} {{newreview|author1785451995?ie=Eoin Colfer|titleUTF8&tag=And Another Thing ... Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Part Six of Three (Hitchhikers Guide 6) |ratingthebookbag-21&linkCode=3.5|genreas2&camp=Science Fiction|summary1634&creative=Of all the big books announced for this year, this one must have raised more eyebrows than many. Why try and write a new Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy book, when way before the end, its creator Douglas Adams was proving quite hopeless at such a task? And why approach an Irishman, Eoin Colfer, when the originals - tempered with their humour which could only be described as Monty Python doing a sci-fi Terry Pratchett, and with their cups of tea and dressing gowns, could only be described as very English? Well the answer is most evident - Colfer is a world-beater when it comes to knocking up a story.|amazonuk6738&creativeASIN=<amazonuk>0718155149</amazonuk>}}1785451995]]
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|author=The Vampire Miles Proctor
|title=The New Vampire's Handbook
|rating=3.5
|genre=Humour
|summary=I shall start with a prediction. I will not become a vampire, for this imminent Hallowe'en, any festive fancy dress parties, or indeed for life as the lifeless undead. I will not need tips on filing my fangs, or how to divert attention from the fact I cannot eat human food at dinner parties. Me and my reflection in mirrors will remain intact. But for those of you reading this at night, somewhere, flameproof cape at hand, with your distaste of garlic, publicity and presumably the anaemic, this is the sterling how-to lifestyle guide.
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| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|===[[Conversations with Kammie by Annie Ingram]]=== [[image:4star.jpg|link=Category:{{{newreviewrating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Pets|Pets]], [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] It was something of a relief when I encountered Annie Ingram and her cocker spaniel Kammie. You see, Annie knows something which has been self-evident to me for a long time: dogs are perfectly capable of communicating with humans and not just on a level of food!, walk! or play!. You do require extensive training to become fluent, but most dogs will be perfectly willing to give their time to teach you and all you have to do is listen. Annie has studied hard: Kammie has trained her well and the pair have allowed us to share some of their conversations. [[Conversations with Kammie by Annie Ingram|Full Review]] <!-- Harris -->|-| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Harris_Glass.jpg|link=http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1908943823/ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-21]] | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|===[[The Breaking of Liam Glass by Charles Harris]]=== [[image:3star.jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Crime|Crime]], [[:Category:Humour|authorHumour]] Teenager Liam Glass is mugged and stabbed yards from his Camden flat. As the boy lies comatose, desperate journalist Jason Worthington scrabbles for the inside scoop, tired police officer Andy Rockham searches for a missing tape, harried politician Jamila Hasan fights for re-election, distraught mother Katrina Glass waits by her son, and gym-owner Royland simply finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. We follow this host of ensemble characters in a bleak, kaleidoscopic satire of modern media. [[The Breaking of Liam Glass by Charles Harris|Full Review]] <!-- LENTE -->|-| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Lente_10.jpg|link=http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1683690222/ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-21]] | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|===[[Ten Dead Comedians: A Murder Mystery by Fred Van Lente]]=== [[image:4star.jpg|link=David OCategory:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] Nine comedians are invited to a remote Caribbean island under the guise of working with Dustin Walker, a comedic legend. Each fits neatly into one of the archetypal comic stereotypes: Steve, the washed-up has-been who has fallen far from his early days; Zoe, the rising female star with a new stand-up special coming soon; Dante, who went from being a kid on the streets to the hardest working road comic in the business; Oliver, the child-like prop comic who can'Dohertyt get any respect from his peers; Janet, the insult comic who is past her prime; TJ, Claudia Othe nightly variety show host with a reputation for harassing his female colleagues and guest acts; Ruby, the ultra-feminist YouTuber and Blogger with a chip on her shoulder; and William, whose redneck character ''Billy the Contractor'' is a far cry from his real personality as a posh millionaire. Of course, all nine agree because ''Doherty when God almighty walks down on a beam of light and Mike Ahernasks for your help, what the hell else are you going to say?'' [[Ten Dead Comedians: A Murder Mystery by Fred Van Lente|Full Review]] <!-- Scott -->|-| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Scott_Eliz.jpg|titlelink=http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1788037006/ref=nosim?tag=100 Facts About Pandasthebookbag-21]] |style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|===[[Elizabeth, William... and Me by S Lynn Scott]]=== [[image:4.5star.jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] Ally is an ordinary woman with teenage children, a husband and a job. Then comes the day when ordinariness flies out of the window. It's not a coincidence that it's the same day she finds Queen Elizabeth I in the pantry and the Bard of Avon in her bath. What's she going to do? Well, Elizabeth and Will have their own ideas about that! [[Elizabeth, William... and Me by S Lynn Scott|Full Review]] <!-- Rodford -->|-| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Rodford_Surgeon.jpg|link=3http://www.amazon.co.5uk/dp/178565005X/ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-21]] |genrestyle="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|===[[The Surgeon's Case: George Kocharyan Mystery 2 by E G Rodford]]===Humour [[image:4star.jpg|summarylink=Sometimes Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Crime|Crime]], [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] In the title says second instalment of this series, Private Investigator George Kocharyan has been hired by a well-known local man to track down some missing valuables. Bill Galbraith, a world-famous surgeon at Cambridge's Addenbrooke's Hospital who hosts a popular medical television programme, has had his briefcase stolen by his live-in domestic servant, Aurora. According to Galbraith, this briefcase contains confidential notes concerning an important patient of his at the hospital. George agrees to look into the theft, assuming it all will be a relatively easy and straightforward case – little does he know, he's about to enter a world of deceit and dysfunction. [[The Surgeon's Case: George Kocharyan Mystery 2 by E G Rodford|Full Review]] <!-- Jordan -->|-| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Jordan_Tiny.jpg|link=http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1760293814/ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-21]] | style="vertical-align: top; text- align: left;"|===[[Our Tiny, Useless Hearts by Toni Jordan]]=== [[image:5star.jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Women's Fiction|Women's Fiction]], [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] As predicted by Caroline and Janice's mother on Caroline and Henry's wedding day, their marriage is over, albeit 15 years and two daughters further along than predicted. Indeed, this is definitely not a good weekend for Janice to be babysitting at Caroline's house. There's the split and the awkwardness of the girls' schoolteacher being the other woman for a start. Then there's that mistaken identity moment involving the neighbours. At least Janice is well adjusted and over her ex-husband Alec. She still dreams of him, yes, but it's so over! Just as well really… guess who's at the door? [[Our Tiny, Useless Hearts by Toni Jordan|Full Review]] <!-- Taylor -->|-| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Taylor_Scilly.jpg|link=http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/178475515X/ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-21]] | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|===[[The Life of a book Scilly Sergeant by Colin Taylor]]=== [[image:4.5star.jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Travel|Travel]], [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] Meet the Isles of Scilly. (I know they should be called that – the author provides a handy guide to the etiquette of their name, their nature and location, etc.) For our more distant readers, they're several chunks of granite rock out in the Atlantic, where Cornwall is pointing, with 100 facts about pandasjust 2,200 permanent residents. They're big on tourism, and big on growing flowers in the tropical climate the Gulf Stream bequeaths them – although the weather is bad enough to turn any car to a rust bucket within years. Sometimes They're so wee, and so idyllic-seeming, especially at night, you can be mistaken for thinking there would be no need for a police presence. But there is – at least two working at any one time. And one of them in recent years has been Colin Taylor, who has done his official duty – alongside maintaining a well-known online existence, which has brought to note life all the author too whimsical comedy of his work. [[The Life of a Scilly Sergeant by Colin Taylor|Full Review]] <!-- Lloyd -->|-| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Lloyd_Twas.jpg|link=http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1472125118/ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-21]] | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|===[['Twas the Fight Before Christmas: A Parody by Josie Lloyd and Emlyn Rees]]=== [[image:3.5star.jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] It's Christmas Eve and Mum has arranged everything. All she now has to do is await the arrival of the relatives and the food shopping delivery. Little does Mum know that those two elements alone have the potential to ruin everything. [['Twas the Fight Before Christmas: A Parody by Josie Lloyd and Emlyn Rees|Full Review]] <!-- Phinn -->|-| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Phinn_Virgin.jpg|left|link=http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1444779400/ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-21]] | style="vertical-align: top; text- David Oalign: left;"|===[[The Virgin Mary'Doherty won an Edinburgh Comedy Awards Got Nits by Gervase Phinn]]=== [[image:4.5star.jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Humour|Humour]], so this [[:Category:Anthologies|Anthologies]] Christmas in our house is the time we tend to get on a plane and head to either sun or snow, anywhere that is far, far away from the madness at home, last minute dashes to the shops on Christmas Eve, and food cupboard stockpiles that would imply supermarkets are shutting for a month, nor a mere 36 hours. But I do remember the feeling of Christmas when I was younger, back when it was magical, and back when you knew exactly what the season would bring with carol concerts and school nativities and Christmas parties. This book is an anthology of those moments, and it took me right back to the wonder of Christmas as a 100 silly child. [[The Virgin Mary's Got Nits by Gervase Phinn|Full Review]] <!-- North -->|-| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:North_Romeo.jpg|link=http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0356508536/ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-21]] | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|===[[Romeo and untrue facts about pandas/or Juliet by Ryan North]]=== [[image:3.5star.jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] For all those who think tragedy plots are too restricted and prescribed, read on. In these pages you too will see that Romeo had lots of options en route to hitting the bottle. Likewise, she could have turned away from her predestined path at no end of junctures. And to what result? Well, happy marriage and a kid called Ben, because the leads have just banged people's heads together and stopped the quarrelling, or Death by Tybalt (him) or a long life running an establishment curing murderous women, such as a Lady M (her). [[Romeo and/or Juliet by Ryan North|amazonuk=Full Review]] <amazonuk>0224086324</amazonuk!-- DO NOT REMOVE ANYTHING BELOW THIS LINE -->}|}
