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===[[The Con Artist by Fred Van Lente]]===
 
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Comic-Cons are a place of wonder and sanctuary for many people, and when Comic book artist Mike Mason arrives at San Diego Comic-Con, he's looking for both that and sanctuary with other fans and creators, plus the chance of maybe, just maybe reuniting with his ex. However, when his rival is found dead, Mike is forced to navigate every dark corner of the con in order to clear his name – from cosplay flash mobs and intrusive fans to zombie obstacle courses – Mike must prove his innocence and, in doing so, may just unravel a dark secret behind a legendary industry creator. [[The Con Artist by Fred Van Lente|Full Review]]
 
 
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Lex Coulton's debut novel is a story about mistakes, failures, and relationships. The main protagonist, Frances Pilgrim, is a sixth form English teacher who has recently fallen out with her best friend Jackson, a work colleague, and is grappling with the increasingly eccentric behaviour of her mother. This relationship is complicated by the fact that Frances's father disappeared at sea when she was five years old. [[Falling Short by Lex Coulton|Full Review]]
 
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===[[The Con Artist by Fred Van Lente]]===
 
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Comic-Cons are a place of wonder and sanctuary for many people, and when Comic book artist Mike Mason arrives at San Diego Comic-Con, he's looking for both that and sanctuary with other fans and creators, plus the chance of maybe, just maybe reuniting with his ex. However, when his rival is found dead, Mike is forced to navigate every dark corner of the con in order to clear his name – from cosplay flash mobs and intrusive fans to zombie obstacle courses – Mike must prove his innocence and, in doing so, may just unravel a dark secret behind a legendary industry creator. [[The Con Artist by Fred Van Lente|Full Review]]
 
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===[[My Lady's Choosing by Kitty Curran and Larissa Zageris]]===
 
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You are a lass of twenty eight. Plucky, penniless and in Regency era London the race is on to find a suitable suitor - or else doom yourself to life as an eternal spinster. Along your journey you'll be accompanied by Lady Evangeline Youngblood - a fiesty noble eager to save you from a life alone, and fired by a rogueish sense for adventure. When it comes to suitors though, you'll have to make the ultimate decision between witty, pretty and wealthy Sir Benedict Granville, wholesome, rugged and caring Captain Angus MacTaggart, or the mad, bad and terrifyingly sexy Lord Garraway Craven. With orphans, werewolves, long lost lovers and ancient Egyptian artifcats along the way, it's clear this isn't going to be an easy decision... [[My Lady's Choosing by Kitty Curran and Larissa Zageris|Full Review]]
 
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===[[Forever After: a dark comedy by David Jester]]===
Michael Holland is a cocky and brash young man who dies and gets made the offer of his lifetime; immortality. We follow Michael, a grim reaper and his friends Chip (a stoner tooth fairy) and Naff (a stoner in the records department) as they grapple with their long lives and finding a clean surface to sit on in their flat. [[Forever After: a dark comedy by David Jester|Full Review]]
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{{newreview<!-- Stibbe -->|author=Nina Stibbe-|titlestyle=An Almost Perfect Christmas"width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Stibbe_Xmas.jpg|left|ratinglink=4https://www.amazon.co.5uk/gp/product/0241309824?ie=UTF8&tag=thebookbag-21&linkCode=as2&camp=1634&creative=6738&creativeASIN=0241309824]]  |genrestyle=Humour "vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"||summary=Christmas – the time of traditional trauma==[[An Almost Perfect Christmas by Nina Stibbe]]=== [[image:4.5star. You only have to think about jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Humour|Humour]], [[:Category:Short Stories|Short Stories]] Christmas – the time of traditional trauma. You only have to think about the turkey for that – once upon a time it was leaving it sat on the downstairs loo to defrost overnight, and if that failed the hair-dryer shoved inside it treatment was your next best bet. Nowadays it's all having to make sure it's suitably free-range and organic – but not too organic that you can go and visit it, and get too friendly with it to want to eat it. Christmas, though, is of course also a time of great boons. It's cash in hand for a lot of plump people who can hire red suits and beards, it was always a godsend for postmen with all the thank-you letters to aunties you saw twice a decade that your parents made you write out in long-hand as a child, and as for the makers of Meltis Newberry Fruits – well, did they even try and sell them any other time of the year?[[An Almost Perfect Christmas by Nina Stibbe|Full Review]] |amazonuk=<amazonuk!-- Doescher -->0241309824</amazonuk>}}{{newreview|author=Ian Doescher-|titlestyle=William Shakespeare's the Force Doth Awaken"width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: Star Wars Part the Seventhcenter;"||rating=4[[image:Doescher_Will.5jpg|genre=Science Fictionleft|summarylink=A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, there was a man called William https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/159474985X?ie=UTF8&tag=thebookbag-21&linkCode=as2&camp=1634&creative=6738&creativeASIN=159474985X]]  | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|===[[William Shakespeare, who was able to create a series of dramatic histories full of machinations most foul, rulers most evil and rebellious heroes and heroines most sturdy. You may or may not have noticed 's the Force Doth Awaken: Star Wars Part the cinematic version of his original stage play for ''The Force Doth Awaken'', but here at last we get the actual scriptSeventh by Ian Doescher]]=== [[image:4.5star.jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Science Fiction|Science Fiction]], complete with annoying-in-different-ways-to-before droids anew[[:Category:Humour|Humour]] A long time ago, returning heroes from elsewhere in his oeuvrea galaxy far away, and people keeping it in the family til it hurts. And if you need further encouragementthere was a man called William Shakespeare, don't forget his audience only demanded three parts who was able to create a series of Henry VI – here dramatic histories full of machinations most foul, rulers most evil and rebellious heroes and heroines most sturdy. You may or may not have noticed the series is so popular wecinematic version of his original stage play for ''The Force Doth Awaken''re on to part seven – surely making this over twice as good…|amazonuk=<amazonuk>159474985X</amazonuk>}}{{newreview|author=James Goss , but here at last we get the actual script, complete with annoying-in-different-ways-to-before droids anew, returning heroes from elsewhere in his oeuvre, and Russell T Davies|title=Doctor Who: Now We Are Six Hundred: A Collection of Time Lord Verse (Dr Who)|rating=4people keeping it in the family til it hurts.5|genre=Children And if you need further encouragement, don's Rhymes and Verse |summary=Consider t forget his audience only demanded three parts of Henry VI – here the Doctor. Just how many birthday and Christmas gifts must he have series is so popular we're on to hand out each year, were he to keep in touch with even half of his companions? He would certainly need a few novelty gifts for some of them, say, for example, whimsical books of verse that pithily encapsulate the life of a Time Lord and that of some of his friends and enemiespart seven – surely making this over twice as good… [[William Shakespeare's the Force Doth Awaken: Star Wars Part the Seventh by Ian Doescher|Full Review]] <!-- Goss -->|-| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Goss_600. As luck would have it, he has the space in his TARDIS to stock up in advance, so my advice to him – sorry, her – would be to pop along to his local Earthjpg|left|link=https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1785942719?ie=UTF8&tag=thebookbag-21&linkCode=as2&camp=1634&creative=6738&creativeASIN=1785942719]]  | style="vertical-based book emporium align: top; text-align: left;"|===[[Doctor Who: Now We Are Six Hundred: A Collection of Time Lord Verse (Dr Who) by James Goss and get himself readyRussell T Davies]]=== [[image:4.5star. 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You seefew novelty gifts for some of them, say, Annie knows something which has been self-evident to me for a long time: dogs are perfectly capable example, whimsical books of verse that pithily encapsulate the life of communicating with humans a Time Lord and not just on a level that of some of ''food!'', ''walk!'' or ''play!''his friends and enemies. You do require extensive training to become fluentAs luck would have it, but most dogs will he has the space in his TARDIS to stock up in advance, so my advice to him – sorry, her – would be perfectly willing to give their time pop along to teach you his local Earth-based book emporium and all get himself ready. And if you have to do is listen. Annie has studied hard: Kammie has trained her 're working on a shorter timescale, with a shorter lifespan, and thinking perhaps just one gift season ahead, well and my advice is pretty much the pair have allowed us to share some same. 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But good structure and scramjet pace keep this one flying to the final page."vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"||amazonuk=<amazonuk>1908943823</amazonuk>==[[Conversations with Kammie by Annie Ingram]]===}}[[image:4star.jpg|link=Category:{{{newreviewrating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Pets|author= Fred Van Lente|title= Ten Dead ComediansPets]], [[:Category: A Murder MysteryHumour|rating= 4Humour]]|genre= Humour|summary= Nine comedians are invited to a remote Caribbean island under the guise It was something of working with Dustin Walker, a comedic legendrelief when I encountered Annie Ingram and her cocker spaniel Kammie. Each fits neatly into one of the archetypal comic stereotypes: Steve, the washed-up You see, Annie knows something which hasbeen self-been who has fallen far from his early days; Zoe, the rising female star evident to me for a long time: dogs are perfectly capable of communicating with humans and not just on a new stand-up special coming soon; Dantelevel of food!, walk! or play!. You do require extensive training to become fluent, who went from being a kid on the streets but most dogs will be perfectly willing to give their time to teach you and all you have to do is listen. Annie has studied hard: Kammie has trained her well and the hardest working road comic in the business; Oliver, the childpair have allowed us to share some of their conversations. [[Conversations with Kammie by Annie Ingram|Full Review]] <!-- Harris -like prop comic who can't get any respect from his peers->|-| style="width: 10%; Janet, the insult comic who is past her primevertical-align: top; TJ, the nightly variety show host with a reputation for harassing his female colleagues and guest actstext-align: center; Ruby, the ultra-feminist YouTuber and Blogger with a chip on her shoulder"|[[image:Harris_Glass.jpg|link=http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1908943823/ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-21]]  | style="vertical-align: top; and William, whose redneck character ''Billy the Contractor'' is a far cry from his real personality as a posh millionairetext-align: left;"|===[[The Breaking of Liam Glass by Charles Harris]]=== [[image:3star. Of coursejpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Crime|Crime]], all nine agree because ''when God almighty walks down on a beam of light [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] Teenager Liam Glass is mugged and asks stabbed yards from his Camden flat. As the boy lies comatose, desperate journalist Jason Worthington scrabbles for your helpthe inside scoop, what tired police officer Andy Rockham searches for a missing tape, harried politician Jamila Hasan fights for re-election, distraught mother Katrina Glass waits by her son, and gym-owner Royland simply finds himself in the wrong place at the hell else are you going to say?''wrong time. We follow this host of ensemble characters in a bleak, kaleidoscopic satire of modern media. [[The Breaking of Liam Glass by Charles Harris|Full Review]] |amazonuk=<amazonuk>1594749744</amazonuk!-- LENTE -->}}{{newreview|-|authorstyle=S Lynn Scott"width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Lente_10.jpg|titlelink=Elizabeth, Williamhttp://www.amazon.co. and Me|ratinguk/dp/1683690222/ref=nosim?tag=4.5thebookbag-21]]  |genrestyle=Humour"vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"||summary=Ally is an ordinary woman with teenage children, a husband and a job==[[Ten Dead Comedians: A Murder Mystery by Fred Van Lente]]=== [[image:4star. Then comes the day when ordinariness flies out jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] Nine comedians are invited to a remote Caribbean island under the guise of the windowworking with Dustin Walker, a comedic legend. It's not a coincidence that it's Each fits neatly into one of the same day she finds Queen Elizabeth I in archetypal comic stereotypes: Steve, the pantry and washed-up has-been who has fallen far from his early days; Zoe, the Bard of Avon in her bath. What's she going rising female star with a new stand-up special coming soon; Dante, who went from being a kid on the streets to do? Well, Elizabeth and Will have their own ideas about that!|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1788037006</amazonuk>}}{{newreview|author= E G Rodford|title= The Surgeonthe hardest working road comic in the business; Oliver, the child-like prop comic who can's Case: George Kocharyan Mystery 2|rating= 4|genre= Crime |summary=In t get any respect from his peers; Janet, the second instalment of this seriesinsult comic who is past her prime; TJ, Private Investigator George Kocharyan has been hired by the nightly variety show host with a wellreputation for harassing his female colleagues and guest acts; Ruby, the ultra-known local man to track down some missing valuables. Bill Galbraithfeminist YouTuber and Blogger with a chip on her shoulder; and William, a world-famous surgeon at Cambridgewhose redneck character 's Addenbrooke's Hospital who hosts Billy the Contractor'' is a popular medical television programme, has had far cry from his briefcase stolen by his live-in domestic servant, Aurorareal personality as a posh millionaire. According to GalbraithOf course, this briefcase contains confidential notes concerning an important patient all nine agree because ''when God almighty walks down on a beam of his at the hospital. George agrees light and asks for your help, what the hell else are you going to look into the theft, assuming it will be a relatively easy and straightforward case – little does he know, he's about to enter a world of deceit and dysfunction.say?'' [[Ten Dead Comedians: A Murder Mystery by Fred Van Lente|Full Review]] |amazonuk=<amazonuk>178565005X</amazonuk!-- Scott -->}}{{newreview|-|authorstyle=Toni Jordan"width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Scott_Eliz.jpg|titlelink=Our Tiny, Useless Heartshttp://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1788037006/ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-21]]|rating=5|genre=Women's Fiction|summarystyle=As predicted "vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|===[[Elizabeth, William... and Me by Caroline and Janice's mother on Caroline and Henry's wedding day, their marriage is over, albeit 15 years and two daughters further along than predictedS Lynn Scott]]=== [[image:4.5star. Indeed, this jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] Ally is definitely not an ordinary woman with teenage children, a husband and a good weekend for Janice to be babysitting at Carolinejob. Then comes the day when ordinariness flies out of the window. It's house. Therenot a coincidence that it's the split and the awkwardness of same day she finds Queen Elizabeth I in the girls' schoolteacher being pantry and the other woman for a startBard of Avon in her bath. Then thereWhat's that mistaken identity moment involving the neighboursshe going to do? Well, Elizabeth and Will have their own ideas about that! [[Elizabeth, William... At least Janice is well adjusted and over her exMe by S Lynn Scott|Full Review]] <!-- Rodford -->|-husband Alec. She still dreams of him, yes, but it's so over! Just as well really… guess who's at the door?|amazonukstyle="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Rodford_Surgeon.jpg|link=<amazonuk>1760293814<http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/178565005X/amazonuk>ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-21]]}}{{newreview|authorstyle=Colin Taylor"vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"||title===[[The Life of a Scilly Sergeant|ratingSurgeon's Case: George Kocharyan Mystery 2 by E G Rodford]]===4.5|genre=Travel[[image:4star.jpg|summarylink=Meet Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Crime|Crime]], [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] In the Isles second instalment of Scilly. (I know they should be called that – the author provides this series, Private Investigator George Kocharyan has been hired by a handy guide well-known local man to the etiquette of their name, their nature and location, etctrack down some missing valuables.) For our more distant readersBill Galbraith, theya world-famous surgeon at Cambridge's Addenbrooke're several chunks of granite rock out s Hospital who hosts a popular medical television programme, has had his briefcase stolen by his live-in the Atlanticdomestic servant, where Cornwall is pointingAurora. According to Galbraith, with just 2,200 permanent residents. They're big on tourismthis briefcase contains confidential notes concerning an important patient of his at the hospital. George agrees to look into the theft, assuming it will be a relatively easy and big on growing flowers in the tropical climate the Gulf Stream bequeaths them straightforward case although the weather is bad enough to turn any car little does he know, he's about to enter a rust bucket within yearsworld of deceit and dysfunction. They[[The Surgeon're so wee, and so idyllics Case: George Kocharyan Mystery 2 by E G Rodford|Full Review]] <!-- Jordan -->|-seeming, especially at night, you can be mistaken for thinking there would be no need for a police presence| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Jordan_Tiny. But there is – at least two working at any one time. And one of them in recent years has been Colin Taylor, who has done his official duty – alongside maintaining a well-known online existence, which has brought to life all the whimsical comedy of his workjpg|link=http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1760293814/ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-21]]  |amazonukstyle=<amazonuk>178475515X</amazonuk>"vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|}}===[[Our Tiny, Useless Hearts by Toni Jordan]]==={{newreview[[image:5star.jpg|authorlink=Josie Lloyd and Emlyn ReesCategory:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Women's Fiction|title=Women'Twas the Fight Before Christmass Fiction]], [[:Category: A ParodyHumour|rating=3.5Humour]]|genre=Humour|summary=ItAs predicted by Caroline and Janice's Christmas Eve mother on Caroline and Mum has arranged everything. All she now has to do Henry's wedding day, their marriage is await the arrival of the relatives over, albeit 15 years and the food shopping deliverytwo daughters further along than predicted. Indeed, this is definitely not a good weekend for Janice to be babysitting at Caroline's house. Little does Mum know that those two elements alone have There's the split and the awkwardness of the girls' schoolteacher being the potential to ruin everythingother woman for a start.|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1472125118</amazonuk>}}{{newreview|author=Ryan North|title=Romeo Then there's that mistaken identity moment involving the neighbours. At least Janice is well adjusted and/or Juliet|rating=3over her ex-husband Alec.5|genre=Humour|summary=For all those who think tragedy plots are too restricted and prescribedShe still dreams of him, yes, read on. In these pages you too will see that Romeo had lots of options en route to hitting but it's so over! Just as well really… guess who's at the bottle. Likewisedoor? [[Our Tiny, she could have turned away from her predestined path at no end of junctures. And to what resultUseless Hearts by Toni Jordan|Full Review]] <!-- Taylor -->|-| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Taylor_Scilly.jpg|link=http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/178475515X/ref=nosim? Well, happy marriage and tag=thebookbag-21]]  | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|===[[The Life of a kid called Ben, because Scilly Sergeant by Colin Taylor]]=== [[image:4.5star.jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Travel|Travel]], [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] Meet the leads have Isles of Scilly. (I know they should be called that – the author provides a handy guide to the etiquette of their name, their nature and location, etc.) For our more distant readers, they're several chunks of granite rock out in the Atlantic, where Cornwall is pointing, with just banged people's heads together and stopped the quarrelling, or Death by Tybalt (him) or a long life running an establishment curing murderous women, such as a Lady M (her). 2,200 permanent residents. They're big on tourism, and big on growing flowers in the tropical climate the Gulf Stream bequeaths them – although the weather is bad enough to turn any car to a rust bucket within years. They're so wee, and so idyllic-seeming, especially at night, you can be mistaken for thinking there would be no need for a police presence. But there is – at least two working at any one time. And one of them in recent years has been Colin Taylor, who has done his official duty – alongside maintaining a well-known online existence, which has brought to life all the whimsical comedy of his work. [[The Life of a Scilly Sergeant by Colin Taylor|Full Review]] <!-- Lloyd -->|-| style="width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|[[image:Lloyd_Twas.jpg|link=http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1472125118/ref=nosim?tag=thebookbag-21]]  | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"|===[['Twas the Fight Before Christmas: A Parody by Josie Lloyd and Emlyn Rees]]=== [[image:3.5star.jpg|link=Category:{{{rating}}} Star Reviews]] [[:Category:Humour|Humour]] It's Christmas Eve and Mum has arranged everything. All she now has to do is await the arrival of the relatives and the food shopping delivery. Little does Mum know that those two elements alone have the potential to ruin everything. [['Twas the Fight Before Christmas: A Parody by Josie Lloyd and Emlyn Rees|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0356508536</amazonuk>}}Full Review]]
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===[[The Virgin Mary's Got Nits by Gervase Phinn]]===
Christmas in our house is the time we tend to get on a plane and head to either sun or snow, anywhere that is far, far away from the madness at home, last minute dashes to the shops on Christmas Eve, and food cupboard stockpiles that would imply supermarkets are shutting for a month, nor a mere 36 hours. But I do remember the feeling of Christmas when I was younger, back when it was magical, and back when you knew exactly what the season would bring with carol concerts and school nativities and Christmas parties. This book is an anthology of those moments, and it took me right back to the wonder of Christmas as a child. [[The Virgin Mary's Got Nits by Gervase Phinn|Full Review]]
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{{newreview<!-- North -->|author= Kieran Crowley-|titlestyle= Shoot"width: 10%; vertical-align: top; text-align: center;"|rating= 4[[image:North_Romeo.jpg|genrelink= Crime|summary= I make something of a habit of being late to discover good writers, in this case getting to Crowley after he is no longer with ushttp://www. The result is that what is billed as ''an Famazon.Xco. Shepherd mystery'' with all the optimism of there being more to come has the poignancy of being, if not the last of a short line, certainly one of a few. F.X. Shepherd – he doesn't like his first name and prefers just "Shepherd" is, technically, a columnist. He's been sacked by one New York newspaper and is writing a weekly column for another. I don't know much about journalism, but I'm guessing one column a week doesn't pay much as a rule…which explains why Shepherd's soap-washed-foul-mouthed editor (read the book, you'll see what I mean) expects him to turn in some genuine journalism as well: front page, seat of your pants stuff. |amazonuk=<amazonuk>1783296518<uk/dp/0356508536/amazonuk>}}{{newreview|authorref=Gray Jolliffe|titlenosim?tag=The First Ever Christmas: And Who to Blamethebookbag-21]]|rating=5|genre=Humour|summarystyle=If I tell you a secret, will you promise not to tell anyone? Well, I really don't like Christmas"vertical-align: it's my least favourite time of year and whilst some people count down to the day itself, I look forward to that point when I can say that it's all over for another year. It's all too commercialised for me, with a coating of faux religion. I've never found it in the least funny top; text- that is, until I found Gray Jolliffe's ''The First Ever Christmasalign: And Who's to Blame''. Amazingly, I'd never encountered Gray Jolliffe either, but I'm a convert to his skills as a cartoonist (if not to the idea of Christmas) after reading this collection of Christmas-themed cartoons from his archive.left;"||amazonuk=<amazonuk>1445663503<==[[Romeo and/amazonuk>}}{{newreview|authoror Juliet by Ryan North]]=Jonathan Pugh|title=Pugh's New Year's Resolutions|rating=4.5|genre=Humour|summary=If there's one thing that's for certain, it's that the world is changing. We're dating online, we're communicating in ways that make email seem redundant, and when we're shopping we just tell a website where and when it can be delivered, and how much leeway they have to swap our wishes for whatever it is they do bring us[[image:3. 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