''My name is Jarold, but everyone calls me Jaz, which is a damn site cooler, I think you'll agree. I'm sixteen (just) and I have two remarkably undivorced parents along with a sister and a grandmother and we all live in the same house together just like a TV show. I've just started my A Levels too, which me and Al are planning to fail, which is our way of saying Fuck You to the British educational standard.''